Dirty John McCain - Rated R

It was a time of Darkness.

Of Fear.

Tyrants threatened our country.

Determined and clandestine enemies threatened our freedoms.

A military stretched thin trying to protect the free world from harm.

An outdated Constitution placing America in needless danger.

One man would emerge to  lead us out of the darkness of our times.

Boldly.

Decisively.

Dirtily.....

Maverick McBush stars as "Dirty John McCain" in the tense wartime and political action thriller about one of America's most famousest heroes.

"Dirty John McCain" is the 'truth-like* story of a larger-than-life combat veteran, prisoner of war, and all 'round hero who, against all odds, runs for President of the United States and wins.

Set in the early 21st Century with mankind on the verge of social collapse, one man alone was qualified to lead the teeming masses to safety.

John McCain.

Drawing on tremendous leadership abilities borne out of difficult wartime experiences, combined with a winning smile and stadium-packing personal characteristics, McCain rises from a humbled but unbroken POW to became President of the United State in 2008.

He openly took on an illegal (but insanely lucrative) occupation of a Middle Eastern country, initiated a military draft, re-populated the Armed Forces which were stretched thin in the fight for Global Safety.

With his several million new conscripts and robust personal health, President McCain himself lead them into battle, right from the White House itself, escalating wars in Afghanistan, Iraq and launching a very action-packed war with Iran.

And Pakistan.

And.....

This will be the most action-packed presidency ever!

Opens Jan 9th 2009 in theaters everywhere!

Disclaimers, caveats, parsings, and fine print - Events or depictions of, or general or specific similarities to events or people living or dead is entirely coincidental and unintended and frankly quite shocking.

Rated R for violence, harsh language, intense stupidity, and other forms of Republican Politics. No one under 18 admitted without parent or guardian or military ID card..nudge nudge..wink wink.