Miley, a black lab mix from Laurel, Miss., came back from a bathroom outing holding a white plastic bag in her mouth that turned out to be full of marijuana, officials in the Jones County Sheriff’s Office said Monday.
Investigators called to the Will Hayes Road home Saturday found higher-grade marijuana in baggies rolled up in stick-like shapes and less-potent weed in other baggies, sheriff’s office spokeswoman Allyson Knotts told the Daily News.
The stash packaged for distribution weighed about a pound, she noted. Narcotics detectives probing Miley’s find hadn’t made any arrests Wednesday afternoon, Knotts said.
Dog goes and does the right thing and the owner just can’t appreciate it.
Meanwhile Miley is being held for questioning.
Just kidding.
The cops ARE investigating though.
“They can’t really ask the dog, ‘From what pile did you get that?’” Knotts said. “It’s under investigation, but it was a tricky incident.”
Mississippi’s finest, on the job.
By the way: LOL @ their “Stick-like shapes”: cops are required to be such socially-backward nerds. The baggies are just rolled up.
To aid in this investigation my own personal dog will re-enact the crime using a bag of firewood.
I am certain that helped.